shvdxws from Surrey looking for a woman - Dating Surrey Singles

Gender:
Man 
Age:
39
Location:
Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Religion:
Non-religious 
I am looking for:
a woman 
Appearance
Body type:
Average 
Height:
5' 8" 
Eyes:
Green 
Hair:
Light brown 
Ethnicity:
Caucasian (white) 
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Socially 
Drinking:
Socially 
Personal
In my own words:

Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile?

Indian Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom.

Me: My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad.

Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.