- Gender:
- Man
- Age:
- 39
- Location:
- Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
- Religion:
- Non-religious
- I am looking for:
- a woman
- Appearance
- Body type:
- Average
- Height:
- 5' 8"
- Eyes:
- Green
- Hair:
- Light brown
- Ethnicity:
- Caucasian (white)
- Lifestyle
- Smoking:
- Socially
- Drinking:
- Socially
- Personal
- In my own words:
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Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile?
Indian Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom.
Me: My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad.
Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.